What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

What habits do happy couples have?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is it socially acceptable for individuals to wear clothing typically associated with the opposite gender? What are some reasons for or against this practice?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How can I remove decimals in math?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s